One thing that men most commonly complain about when tending to their facial hair and its many needs, is that it can never seem to grow fully. A beard may grow thick and even long but still remains a patchy mess strewn across the face. I've actually experienced this many times myself. These beards are not only unappealing and unattractive they're also more uncomfortable and more frustrating to look at in the mirror. They say that if you keep shaving your beard will grow back thicker every time, unfortunately it still doesn't grow more fully.
Part of the problem is that every man's face and hair is going to be different. This is all tied into genetics as well as taking certain steps to groom your beard to perfection (that sometimes work and sometimes don't) but at the end of the day it just varies from man to man. So what if there was some kind of “life hack” for this dilemma? Well it turns out that there is an easy way out of this hairy situation. Best of all, it doesn't involve any weird surgeries, painful treatments, or experimental medications from a mad scientists laboratory. Nope, it's just good old fashioned run of the mill beard growth oil. I'll bet you didn't even know what was a thing.
So, you're probably wondering how it all works. Well without getting into the nitty gritty scientific details of it all the process is pretty simple. You apply the oil to your face and on whatever parts of it you want your beard to grow. You do this regularly and over time you can watch the magic begin. Who know that there was a scientific solution to this age-old problem that many have been struggling with since the dawn of civilization? With products like Maxx Beard it's become easier than ever to grow a fuller and thicker beard.
So finally you can say goodbye to patchy the pirate who will finally be vacating that spot on your chin for adventure and buried treasure (perhaps to be found somewhere on your proud, thick beard). It really does show that there are no limits to what human innovation in science and technology can accomplish for humanity. Today it's a cure for thin and patchy beards, tomorrow maybe we'll figure out world hunger. One problem at a time, I suppose.
With this beard growth oil we can finally be the men we've always wanted to be. In the information age, it appears, we really have thought of everything. I just can't wait to see what they come up with next.